Things that make me happy: Old Books
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The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
putting a caption under a picture or on a post is like shouting out your comment in the middle of class when no one actually cares
putting it in the tags is like whispering it to the person next to you then you both laugh and then the teacher asks you whats wrong and you can’t tell them so they send you to the principals office for disturbing the class but instead of actually going to the office you do a backflip out the window and land in a convertible driven by the president
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My TARDIS brings all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like Raxacoricofallapatorius.
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I saw this image when I was a kid. The photograph of Jupiter taken by NASA’s Voyager. Beautiful; but nothing special until shown in rapid succession. Suddenly Jupiter was alive, breathing. I was hypnotised.
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Confetti Eggs | Oh Happy Day
These confetti eggs are a traditional Easter party item, but I think they would be perfect for New Years Eve! You’re meant to smash them over each other’s heads, so if you decide to use these you might want to have a less fancy bash or at least warn anyone who has copious amounts of gel or hairspray in their hair, or anyone who spent the day at the salon getting their hair done. That’s for guys and girls! Or you could go for something else inside the eggs, like confetti (though that might be hard to get out of hair too!)
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TOP 3 SCENES PER MOVIE ϟ Prisoner of Azkaban #O1
-I don’t know if you know, Harry… but when you were born, James and Lily made me your godfather.
-I know.
-I can understand if you choose to stay with your aunt and uncle, but if you ever wanted a different home…
-What? Come and live with you?
-It’s just a thought. I can understand if you don’t want to.
